Whenever she makes a new blog post, I'll go through and read it and post quotes (aka words of wisdom from MJ) from it. Since she always claims that her followers on twitter live in jars, I figure each bit of wisdom fills a jar which means we're going to have a lot of jarfuls of wisdom.
Words of Wisdom from MJ
A Maureen Johnson Blog
The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts…nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.
- Maureen Johnson, The Name of the Star (via panicatthatdanceclub)
hi you are awesome for making this blog :) Sincerely, rice-krispi-treat
jzhskfarkbjneg THANK YOU. <3
Just wondering, who do you support Rory with (if you do want her with somebody)? Thanks for writing this blog; Maureen's hilarious. :) Sincerely, Anonymous
I’m honestly not sure who I want Rory to end up with! Right now, I just want her to be with whoever causes her less stress ahaha.
And you’re welcome! Thank you for the lovely message. :)
I have a confession Twitter. I AM JUSTIN BIEBER.
- Maureen Johnson (via twitter) (via shatter-every-window)
HEY! I just found a button in my apartment and I have NO IDEA WHAT IT DOES! *reaches for button*
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You guys are such ALARMISTS. What could possibly go wrong if I push some mysterious, unmarked button?
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I am sure this is unrelated to my pushing the button, but the elevators have stopped working in my building and security is freaking out. - Maureen Johnson (via twitter) (via shatter-every-window)
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You guys are such ALARMISTS. What could possibly go wrong if I push some mysterious, unmarked button?
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I am sure this is unrelated to my pushing the button, but the elevators have stopped working in my building and security is freaking out. - Maureen Johnson (via twitter) (via shatter-every-window)
Because, seriously, how awesome would it be to have a dog named Boobs? ‘Cause you could get away with, like, tons of stuff. You could go into the park and be like, ‘Come here Boobs! Who’s a good Boobs, such good Boobs, such Boobs. Boobs? I’m looking for Boobs, anyone seen Boobs?’
- Maureen Johnson
Very excited about this :) Going on my birthday, and spending time shopping in Westfields too!
(Taken with instagram)
(Source: coolmonsterfighter)
Don’t they sell shirts in Forks? Or antidepressants? I’m just asking questions, Twitter.
They finally found a shirt, but it literally lasted eight seconds. Forks is a rough town if you are a shirt.
It’s a little like Forks is hosting a “dress like The Hulk” convention. Which, admittedly, would be an awesome convention.
Oh, wait. Now I know where there are no girl Hulks.
Holy crap, there’s a She-Hulk? Okay, answer me this, then: how is it the little pants always stay on?
Hey! There’s a Little Red Riding Hood convention going on too!
You guys, I don’t think Edward is wearing any pants.
NO PANTS ARE THAT LOW, MOVIE. Not even magical vampire pants. - Maureen Johnson (author) while watching “New Moon” (via twitter) (via shatter-every-window)
They finally found a shirt, but it literally lasted eight seconds. Forks is a rough town if you are a shirt.
It’s a little like Forks is hosting a “dress like The Hulk” convention. Which, admittedly, would be an awesome convention.
Oh, wait. Now I know where there are no girl Hulks.
Holy crap, there’s a She-Hulk? Okay, answer me this, then: how is it the little pants always stay on?
Hey! There’s a Little Red Riding Hood convention going on too!
You guys, I don’t think Edward is wearing any pants.
NO PANTS ARE THAT LOW, MOVIE. Not even magical vampire pants. - Maureen Johnson (author) while watching “New Moon” (via twitter) (via shatter-every-window)
